Speaking “Strayan” is something us Australians are very proud of, and we can certainly understand why anyone would wish to learn. Look, it’s a complicated language in which there are very few rules, but it does require a comprehensive understanding of short words and twisted sentences. Put them all together and you got the language “strayan”.
Learning another language takes a long time and is often very difficult (as a failed student of year 8 French, I can concur with this statement), so in an effort to help you learn “Strayan”, I’m just going to throw you the basics. Keep it “short and sweet” as they say.
Key “Strayan” Words Everyone Should Know:
Roadie: a beverage that is consumed en route.
“Mate, it’s a long walk. I’d bring a roadie or two.”
Sheila: A female. However, if you go around calling every girl you meet Sheila, you’ll probably end up getting slapped.
“I just got slapped by a Sheila!”
Deadset: Another word for seriously or absolutely.
“You got slapped by a Sheila?”
“Love, have you fed the chooks this morning?”
“What do you reckon about Sheila drinking that roadie?”
Rock up: Arrive or turn up.
“Do you reckon he will even rock up tonight?”
Whoop Whoop: Middle of nowhere.
“Mate, he lives in the middle of Whoop Whoop, deadset.”
No Worries: Not a problem.
“Hey thanks for cookin’ the chook tonight.”
“No worries mate.”
Shindig: Party or event.
“Wanna come over to me place tonight mate?”
“Nah, can’t, I got that shindig at Garys. And I’m not trekking out to Whoop Whoop.”
If you aren’t sure if you’re doing it right, remember this: Two syllables are more than enough for any word, just keep chopping till you get there. Then throw a vowel on the end like “o” or “ie” and you should be right.
Eg. Dave → Davo
Monday → Mondie
Tracksuit → Trackies
Afternoon → Arvo
Breakfast → Breakie
Barbeque → Barbie
Avocado → Avo
If you can master all of the above, you’ve pretty much got the whole language under your belt. Deadset.